why would you wear a bra when you could just not?
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
fuckoff-mondays: Row row row ur boat gently into hell
wait what everyone stop my dad has been offered two free tickets to wireless festival on any day he chooses and he’s not letting me have them I just like what is air seriously SERIOUSLY
is there antibiotics you can take for post festival depression
mtathew: there is a faggot between the Y and the I on your keyboard
hackney weekend was fucking brill and I could go on and on about it but I won’t because I’m shattered
how do you lose weight by tomorrow